Blood and Chocolate
Take one cup of Wolfen and mix it throughly with your 2/3 cup of The Lost Boys. It may look a little like Underworld right now, but that will mix a little more smoothly as you stir. When it looks like all the lumps are out, you will want to throw in about 2 generous tablespoons of An American Werewolf in Paris (I personally would have added one half cup of An American Werewolf in London, but that's not what you need to make this recipe - the young people would rather have a fluffy center than the traditional thicker middle). Mix thoroughly. Top with a dusting of The Covenant and a dash of dog hair, optionally if the dog hair is too spicy, you can substitute a little The Howling 5: The Rebirth. Serve cold, very cold.
If you'd like a better recipe, I recommend Ginger Snaps.
If you'd like a better recipe, I recommend Ginger Snaps.
1 comment:
This review is AWESOME. The movie is not.
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